Right?! I was thinking this exact thought when we were listening to the song on our way over to Disney last weekend – it’s like, “Who the hell do these other reindeer think that they are?! Sure, you like me when you need me, but every other non-foggy Christmas, I’m chopped liver who can’t even play a goddamn game of monopoly with you all every once in a while?!?!?!”
I guess it would’ve made a slightly less family-friendly song, though, if Rudolph had been all, “Fuck you guys – lead your own damn sleigh all around the world in zero visibility! I’ve got a tumor on the end of my nose – I don’t need this shit…”
😯