Old Fashioned Pumpkin Pie

Origin: Wal-Mart Super Center (bakery)
Visual Note: looks like it was made about 60 years ago
Taste-ual Note: also tastes like it was made about 60 years ago
Why It Sucked: I don’t know if I’ve ever had a pumpkin pie with a full crust (i.e. overtop, too), but that’s only the shell of the problem (pun intended!). The pumpkin inside was kind of bitter, almost what you would expect from a pie that was made frozen and then shipped from several states away, as Wal-Mart has a tendency to do.
Recommendation: Spend your $0.58 elsewhere and just pick-up a Hostess apple pie or something instead. It may not be pumpkin-y, but honestly this version was a stretch anyways…