Slogan: “Is it just me, or do those donuts look slimy?”

Take a Hint: Maybe I should’ve let the 30% Off Clearance sticker give me a clue, but frankly these were pretty terrible. I couldn’t help but notice when walking around Meijer’s bakery that all of their stuff looked pretty darned similar to the shipped-in baked goods found at Walmart’s bakery … for all I know, they might even come from the same exact factory! Either way, the day I find one of these trucked in bakery numbers that is actually worth its weight in calories, I’ll eat my hat…

…and traditionally I don’t even wear hats…

Flavor Summary: Slimy on the outside, dry on the inside – maybe you could stretch and call these Spice Donuts or something, but the pumpkin is more a figment of the baker’s imagination.