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	<title>Scott Sevener</title>
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		<title>Dream Journal &#8211; Searching for Her Cinnamon Rolls</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was walking around a grocery store, and a lot of people who I knew were also there. This wasn&#8217;t your typical store with just aisles upon aisles of products, though. It was unclear why, but it was more like &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/dream-journal-searching-for-her-cinnamon-rolls/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Thin Post : Stick with it!</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/thin-post-stick-with-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 14:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think sometimes my biggest problem when it comes to losing weight is that I have a really hard time sticking with things more than a week or two. It doesn&#8217;t even necessarily matter if it ended up being wildly successful &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/thin-post-stick-with-it/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Toy Story 2 &#8230; Almost Lost Forever?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 17:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now whether this story happens to be a bit dramatized or not remains to be debated &#8230; I guess I&#8217;d like to think that a multi-billion dollar company like Pixar would have backups of their backups of their backups when &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/toy-story-2-almost-lost-forever/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>An UNDERWATER hotel?! Only in Dubai&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/an-underwater-hotel-only-in-dubai/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 02:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously &#8211; will that Prince in Dubai ever run out of money?!?!?! (don&#8217;t get me wrong, the concept art looking absolutely gorgeous &#8230; it&#8217;s just that this man will stop at nothing until he builds one of everything out in the &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/an-underwater-hotel-only-in-dubai/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>credit where credit is due for Obama on gay marriage&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/credit-where-credit-is-due-for-obama-on-gay-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 23:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So yesterday President Obama officially voiced his personal support of gay marriage. Ironically enough, already he&#8217;s gotten a lot of criticism from both sides &#8211; some that are offended that he would support gay people to begin with, and others &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/credit-where-credit-is-due-for-obama-on-gay-marriage/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Thin Post : Is it impossible to be healthy in America???</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 16:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really hate reading articles like this because they make it sound like we&#8217;re completely helpless against our own surroundings. I mean, sure, it&#8217;s hard to be healthy when junk food is so much cheaper than healthy food and it&#8217;s &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/thin-post-is-it-impossible-to-be-healthy-in-america/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Scribble&#8217;ing away&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 00:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My wife hasn&#8217;t really used her Nintendo DS in a while, so I thought I&#8217;d commandeer it and maybe pickup one of the myriad of RPGs that have apparently been made for it. Instead, she already had Scribblenauts in it, which I &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/scribbleing-away/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Mini Main Street Electrical Parade</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/mini-main-street-electrical-parade/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 19:24:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As much as the soundtrack just drives me absolutely nuts, this is still pretty cool. I&#8217;ve seen some of these miniature buildings and parade floats in The Art of Disney and needless to say &#8230; they&#8217;re not cheap! &#8230; so it&#8217;s pretty amazing &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/mini-main-street-electrical-parade/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Google Maps: Walking to Mordor&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/google-maps-walking-to-mordor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 03:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had to try it for myself just to confirm that it wasn&#8217;t a Photoshop job, and yes, it does work&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Things That Distracted Me From Writing Today&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 00:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tiny food! Hilarious, although it must&#8217;ve been a real mess to clean up&#8230; (I&#8217;m getting old, aren&#8217;t I?) This guy is just bad ass &#8211; I need to go workout now &#8230; A LOT!]]></description>
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		<title>Thin Post : I Eat My Sugar Cereal…</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/thin-post-i-eat-my-sugar-cereal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 19:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m trying an interesting experiment this week &#8211; I&#8217;ve actually started eating sugared cereal again. My reasoning is this &#8230; my sweet tooth has really been aching a lot lately, and it&#8217;s driving me to splurge on cookies and &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/thin-post-i-eat-my-sugar-cereal/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>retirement on tortoise island</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/retirement-on-tortoise-island/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 03:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last link for the night!!!   86 year-old guy lives on his own private island that he bought in the Indian Ocean 50 years ago for £8,000 - not too shabby of a way to retire, if you ask me! Just &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/retirement-on-tortoise-island/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>We need more puppets on the Internet&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 02:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I stumbled onto this show earlier today and thought it was kinda unique and cute. Curious to see where they end up taking it&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>the Eighth Wonder of the Kitchen</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/the-eighth-wonder-of-the-kitchen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 02:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Internet, Why don&#8217;t I have one of these in my kitchen, and how quickly can we get this situation alleviated?!?!?! Yours in love of Monkey-Based Culinary Tools, - Scott]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Tax Me, for F@%&amp;’s Sake!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/tax-me-for-fs-sake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 01:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I honestly can&#8217;t say that I&#8217;ve read any of his books, but all in the same this essay from Stephen King is probably one of the most eloquent rants about the rich paying higher taxes that I&#8217;ve ever heard! It &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/tax-me-for-fs-sake/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I want a remote controlled dragon!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 00:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Granted, it doesn&#8217;t look like they ever use his breath weapon while he&#8217;s actively flying, and sure, his wings don&#8217;t technically flap, but it&#8217;s still pretty bad ass&#8230; Be sure to also check out this blog post about the beast, featuring &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/i-want-a-remote-controlled-dragon/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Thin Post : Reflecting Back on a Terrific Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 15:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t mean to brag, but &#8230; well, yes I do &#8211; I just had an AMAZINGLY SATISFYING WEIGH-IN!!! Lost a total of 4.4 pounds since last week, which is particularly significant because pretty much the entire month of April &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/thin-post-reflecting-back-on-a-terrific-week/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>So I&#8217;ve been in a pawn shop exactly *once*&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 04:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and yet for the life of me I cannot stop watching this show!!! I don&#8217;t know what it is, but I&#8217;ve literally been watching 2-minute clips from TruTV&#8217;s Hardcore Pawn non-stop since I got home from my walk two hours &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/so-ive-been-in-a-pawn-shop-exactly-once/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Thin Post : The Reward Jars</title>
		<link>http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/thin-post-the-reward-jars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 01:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we ended up deciding to give the reward system the good, old college try anyways. When I first mentioned the idea to my wife, she was a little hesitant because our budget is kinda tight right now and it &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/thin-post-the-reward-jars/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Door-to-Door Salesjerk Rant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently today is just one of those days! So I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that we&#8217;re seriously considering switching from cable over to Verizon FiOS again &#8211; Bright House has already given us their &#8221;best offer&#8221; (much like Progressive &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/door-to-door-salesjerk-rant/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Retention Rant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate playing customer service games with companies. When I&#8217;ve been a loyal customer for nearly a decade, I shouldn&#8217;t have to go on Twitter to publicly complain or call up and threaten to leave in order to get a &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/retention-rant/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Drop the Mike</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 03:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It would&#8217;ve been sweeter if he had actually sang or something (I don&#8217;t really watch Jimmy Fallon, so I&#8217;ve never seen the bit before), but &#8230; well, just wait until the very, very end&#8230; Our President is cool.]]></description>
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		<title>A Little Bit of Mario&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 02:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought this was kind of a neat concept &#8211; the designer sought to condense each level of the original Super Mario Bros. into a single screen, and let me tell you &#8211; some of them are pretty challenging! One &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/a-little-bit-of-mario/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dream Journal : The People Within the Walls…</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the years I&#8217;ve seen a lot of different blogs dedicated to people posting about their dreams from the night before, but I never actually sat down to transcribe any of my own. Not sure if this will be a &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/dream-journal-the-people-within-the-walls/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>How is this still perfectly acceptable???</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TSA Agents Forced Crying 4 Year-Old To Undergo Pat Down After Hugging Grandma http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/grandma-tsa-agents-forced-crying-4-year-old-to-undergo-tsa-pat-down-at-kan-airport-after-hug/2012/04/25/gIQAojLohT_story.html If that child crying keeps thousands safe, I say cry chick cry!!! This absolves the TSA entirely. I do not want ANYONE (muslim or christian or &#8230; <a href="http://www.scottsevener.com/blog/2012/how-is-this-still-perfectly-acceptable/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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