I’ve really been enjoying a lot of the posts that have been coming out of The Onion lately … kinda makes me yearn for the days when we used to dabble a bit in the fake news with Just Laugh.
I’ve actually tried writing a few new ones of my own here and there – it’s fun to knock on more “current events” because my regular humor column tends to focus on random things in my life as opposed to national news … I just don’t really have anywhere to put them right now!
Some day … but until then, here were some of my favorite headlines that I’ve seen lately… 🙂
- New Study Finds Americans Need 6 Hours of Sleep at Work
- Romney Comes Clean, Admits He Made $32 Trillion in 2006
- Jack Nicholson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, and Daniel Day-Lewis Come Out as Gay
- Man Who Just Purchased 3,000 Rounds of Ammunition Online Perfectly Sane, Thinks Man Processing Order
- Uncle Ben’s to Compete Against Apple with Brand-New Smartphone
- Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
- Romney Requiring Potential Running Mates to Write 5,000 Word Essay on Favorite Things About Money
- NRA: ‘Please Try to Remember All the Wonderful Things Guns Do for Us Every Day’