In the spirit of Erik Deckers (and subsequently Davezilla), here’s my own list of people who perturb me.
Man, was it hard to choose just a few…
- Neighbors who complain that the 25mph speed limit through our subdivision is “too fast” because there might be kids playing in the street. Tell your kids not to play in the street!
- Grocery store customers who try to make use of the self-checkout machines when realistically it’d be much faster for everyone if they would just go through a normal lane.
- The old people from my HOA who stop by the gym at 9:55pm to make sure everyone leaves on-time.
- People who wear their Bluetooth headsets in public … even more so if they also use them in public.
- People who put out tip jars on the counter where they work when their job in no way, shape, or form warrants tipping.
- Marketing douches who act like social media is the solution to every business’s problems.
- Minivan drivers
Thanks for the idea, guys – I can definitely see how this could become a regular thing … unfortunately!